HOLY PEACHES AND KRIS EXO-M’S FIRST PHOTOSHOOT IS FOR MEN’S HEALTH MAGAZINE SOMEONE HOLD ME SO MUCH LEATHER ON YOU TAO NOT SURE IF HETEROSEXUAL OR HETEROSEXUAL and Kris wtf sleeves why are you cheating on us
qorea: Not in Love: EXO;; DOWNLOAD+ the fics that inspired it (in no specific order): 1. you wanted a hit by disco rodeo: kris/tao | in which zitao gets piercings (or really, just sex).2. comfort zone by exollent: kai/sehun | the first time baekhyun made the shower joke, jongin hung his head and laughed with the rest of them.3. bejewelled by stadiumsea: kris/tao | tao gets piercings. kris doesn’t mind.4. the marilyn monroe problem by halcyondusk: kris/luhan/yixing | yixing and lu han were doing fine together—but then a storm by the name of wu fan hits them.5. post blue by fumerie: kai/sehun/luhan | in which kai, sehun, and lu han are models, and they fall in love somewhere between airport codes and runway backstage (or not).6. (all i wanna see you in is just) skin by fumerie: kai/everyone | everyone bangs Kai. at one point or other. no really.7. speaking in inks by chaltyr: kai/luhan | lu han is frankly quite obsessed with jongin’s tattoo.8. marked for life by lettherebemiho: kris/tao: the creative war between two rival tattoo artists that xiumin and luhan thought they were bringing to an end is only just beginning.9. be human by leadernim: kris/tao | kris will never be human enough.
xiuminoppa: wufankris: pancakesunicorns: i don’t even wanna know… amazed at how this looks like a father child relationshipwhen in reality xiumin is the oldestimagine if xiumin was the leader omgand also kris why is your head so arched back<insert inappropriate thoughts here>    “Cmon Kris we need to go stand with the others.” “omfg I KNOW. I AM AN ADULT XIUMIN. QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO XIUMIN.”